ekjohnston:

aces-to-apples:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

systlin:

glumshoe:

Imagine growing up in the generations after the Clone Wars and the difficulty of finding dating partners who are not also the descendants of Jango Fett.

I’m so glad my star wars shitposting is making you ask the really important questions here, Ship.

Fast forward a few thousands years and Jango Fett ends up being the patrilineal Most Recent Common Ancestor of space humanity.

I posed this question to my coworker an hour ago and when I came back I found him doing clone sex math

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They’ve only baaaaaaaarely touched on it, but early 20s Boba having an identity crisis bc he has the most common face in the universe (and none are his father)(and none share his experience)(and he’ll outlive them all) is my favourite imaginary Boba Fett.

nitrosplicer:

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Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

thepoisonroom:

would you split a pair of corded headphones with me y/n 🥺

queenwaker:

thepoisonroom:

loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done

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switchelsweets:

themythicalcodfish:

pikestaff:

“Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they’re 15” this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

To wit:

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I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

xenodogz:

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called “burning screams” which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

missilekids:

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

glowing-and-confused:

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So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I’m CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

devilishcupid:

when the barbie movie drops, there should be a trend like the one where everyone wore suits to watch rise of gru. but instead of suits, everyone watching barbie should be dressed up as what they would look like as a barbie doll.